MRS

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

higgzorz:

smalltittyanime:

higgzorz:

can you illegally download cummies

cummies… hacked

daddy’s in

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

kitties-daddie:

daddieskittencream:

bubblegum-and-snowflakes:

daddys-pretty-pink-princess:

javaddvevo:

If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon

AH

HELP

I’m safe!! (poor Daddie… Daddie??!)

Im still here My Beautiful Little Girl….I may not be 5’7” … but i got me a BIG STICK!!!

het harry fics

  • harry: so y/n tell me about yourself
  • y/n: well i like-
  • harry: do i make you... nervous?
  • y/n: um
  • harry: are you a virgin
  • ihavea1dbloghelp:

    people ask me if i like one direction and it’s like…. like…. it’s not about that. it’s not about that anymore. this is just my life now 

  • Textpost: Harry Edward Styles(born 1 February 1994) is an English pop singer-songwriter and actor, known as a member of the boy band One Direction. He made his debut as a singer with his band White Eskimo, who performed locally in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, England. In 2010, Styles auditioned as a solo artist for the British television series The X Factor. After being eliminated as a solo performer, Styles was brought back into the competition, along with four other contestants, to form the group that would later become known as One Direction.
  • HP fandom: which harry is this post about